Hello, and welcome to this bio. However, due to technical difficulties, Skip has been unable to find the time to complete this particular biography. These technical difficulties arise from a desperate need for speedy, effiecent Internet access. Now, I know that YOU want to help Skip Lively post more. Just think (if you can) what the funny forum would be without him! Could you survive? I think not!

However, this tragedy CAN be averted. There are just a few simple steps.

1.)Remove your credit card from your wallet/purse/pocket and keep it handy

2.) log on to the 'Net and type in "www.skiplivelywantsmoney.com"

3.) type in your credit card number in the appropriate blank

4.) don't plan on spending money any time in the near future.

See? It's that simple. You don't even need to specify an amount as Skip fully understands that you wish to give your life savings to the cause. You are thanked. There's no cause for alarm. No correct (R) signs are needed and typs are allowed--provided that the are not in the credit card blank. Log on today!

*BIG, CHEESY GRIN*

Funeral Parlor Director

Yikes! To have hobbies, you must have a life. To have a life you must be made of flesh and blood, to be made of flesh and blood you must have flesh and blood parents, to have flesh and blood parents...(You know, I'm sure there's a perfect word to finish this statement, but I don't know it.)